Wednesday, September 9, 2009

What I have learned since the last entry.....

People are not what they seem. And what they are is a total waste of space with no regard for accountability and use other's for their own personal gain.

I have a lot of angst for the above. A LOT.

Drama can suck an entire day or three out of your life. Gads.

My kids can hike about 4 miles without much complaint. And that's a lot for a two and a half year old.

Laughing without meaning to at the fact that a 5 year old has to tinkle very badly isn't very nice. I've been told that. The look that came when I offered to help her pee behind a tree was very, very cold. The look that came when I offered her brothers spare diaper to pee into behind a tree was ARCTIC!! Burrrr....

Gearing up to enter our home into a Halloween decorating contest is VERY exciting. Buying everything I want to is VERY expensive. Who knew?! We are going to dress up....why are costumes so blasted expensive?

Day 2 of school warranted a talk with the Kindergarten teacher. All is well and the Mad Hatter loves school. Every school day is awesome! The homework she needs to do at night...not so awesome. Bribing with treats is not awesome.

Potty training boys is not easy. They are content to pee on the potty for Skittles. If there are no Skittles, there is no pee on the potty. Very simple for a 2 1/2 year old.

Laundry still won't fold itself and put itself away. Washing the same load of clothes twice is not water/time efficient. Soldier putting them in the wash/running the cycle and then us going out of town overnight without putting those clothes in the dryer left for a very smelly load of clothes the next day. UGH.

Gorgeous weather outside + working inside all day = a not very nice person.

I've been working out with a trainer 3 days a week. Great for me. Said trainer actually wearing underwear and being chatty, even better. Considering he didn't wear underwear before and barely spoke.

Poker runs with lots of motorcycles is very exciting. Getting drunker than any of the other 200 participants is not. Apparently driving 6 hours with no kids or husband leaves one particular 36 year old woman extremely irresponsible. Who knew?


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