Secondly, I had been keeping "What I learned this week" postings in my myspace blog. I don't visit there much as myspace doesn't interst me since I primarily Facebook. With that, I thought I'd move the 'What I learned this week' postings here.
In the last few weeks, I have learned:
Laundry STILL won't do itself. No matter how much I curse and fight.
The dirty house fairies have drained their whiskey barrel. Those little bitches are terrorizing my house hourly.
My daughter starts Kindergarten very soon and I'm not sure who is more scared. Her or me.
Chunky will poop in his diaper the minute his butt hits pool water. It never fails.
Having a garden is wicked fun. Being eaten alive by mosquitoes while trying to harvest the rewards is not.
While harvesting said rewards, I almost had a heartattack by the size of a zuchinni that I caught out of the corner of my eye. Watching an adult woman pee-pee dance around large green leaves freaked out of her mind by what she's seen had to have been hysterical for the neighbor to see. That sucker was about 2 feet long and 6 inches in diameter. And I am NOT joking. And boy was it GOOD.
Taking the entire week off with Soldier and kids was rewarding. Having a messy home and suitcases not put away from our two day trip is not.
Chunky is trying his hardest to potty train. Loves his undies that glow in the dark. I just wish he'd quit PEEING in them. We take him every 10 minutes and he pees every single time. Then two minutes later a lake comes flowing out. How is that possible? We have him sit an extra 20 seconds after the last dribble comes out.
Mad Hatter loves shopping for clothes. Trying them on after purchasing...not on your life. I must check the return policy.....
One must remember when using compressed air to blow the dust out of the vacuum filter to keep their head out of the way. This one got a facefull of dust not once or twice, but three or four times. Do I ever learn? Apparently not.
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